JERK4KIRK
Tap to dodge.
Don't get soaked.
You're Mr. Kirp, the most recognizable face in cable-news chaos. Some high-ground menace brought a toy water blaster and wants to soak your suit. Tap the screen, hold to duck, and stay dry long enough to climb the leaderboard.
Free to play · No accounts · No ads · Anonymous handles
See It In Motion
Three Inputs. One Pundit. No Survivors.
Tap to Dodge
Tap the screen to react and keep the run alive. Water drops come in fast, so stay sharp and keep moving.
Hold to Duck
Long-press anywhere to drop low. Some shots come in high — duck them or get soaked.
Don't Get Soaked
Three splashes and the run is over. Survive long enough to climb the daily, weekly, and all-time boards.
Built for One-Handed Sessions
The whole thing fits in your thumb. Five-second runs, leaderboards that reset every day, and just enough chaos to make you want one more.
Pure Tap-to-Dodge
No tutorials, no menus to fight through. One tap to play, one tap to dodge. The whole game lives in your thumbs.
A Roster of Pundits
Unlock parody pundit skins as you play. Each one is its own ridiculous talking head. Cartoon water blasts only.
Daily, Weekly, All-Time
Three live leaderboards refreshed in real time. Pick a handle, post a score, see if you can survive longer than the rest of the internet.
Slow-Mo & Revives
Earn power-ups in-run. Slow time to thread three darts in a row, or burn a revive to keep your streak alive.
No Account Required
Pick an anonymous handle and you're in. We don't collect your name, your email, or your political opinions. Just your high score.
Free Forever
No ads. No paywalls. Optional cosmetic skins if you want to support development, but the whole game is free out of the box.
Three Hits and You're Out.
Try Not To Get Hit.
Free download. No accounts. No ads. Coming soon to iOS and Android.