JERK4KIRK
Tap to dodge.
Don't get plinked.
You're Mr. Kirp, the famous TV pundit. A rooftop sniper has loaded up on foam darts and a laser sight. Tap left, tap right, hold to duck. Survive long enough to climb the leaderboard. That's the whole game.
Free to play · No accounts · No ads · Anonymous handles
See It In Motion
Three Inputs. One Pundit. No Survivors.
Tap Left or Right
Tap the side of the screen to dodge that direction. The laser sight tells you where the next dart is going.
Hold to Duck
Long-press anywhere to drop low. Some shots come in high — duck them or eat foam.
Don't Get Plinked
Three hits and you're done. Survive long enough to climb the daily, weekly, and all-time boards.
Built for One-Handed Sessions
The whole thing fits in your thumb. Five-second runs, leaderboards that reset every day, and just enough chaos to make you want one more.
Pure Tap-to-Dodge
No tutorials, no menus to fight through. One tap to play, one tap to dodge. The whole game lives in your thumbs.
A Roster of Pundits
Unlock parody pundit skins as you play. Each one is its own ridiculous talking head. Foam darts only — they're fictional.
Daily, Weekly, All-Time
Three live leaderboards refreshed in real time. Pick a handle, post a score, see if you can survive longer than the rest of the internet.
Slow-Mo & Revives
Earn power-ups in-run. Slow time to thread three darts in a row, or burn a revive to keep your streak alive.
No Account Required
Pick an anonymous handle and you're in. We don't collect your name, your email, or your political opinions. Just your high score.
Free Forever
No ads. No paywalls. Optional cosmetic skins if you want to support development, but the whole game is free out of the box.
Three Hits and You're Out.
Try Not To Get Hit.
Free download. No accounts. No ads. Coming soon to iOS and Android.